Busty BBW Bloodsuckers From Beyond by Jeff O'Brien
Author:Jeff O'Brien [O'Brien, Jeff]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-07-08T22:00:00+00:00
6.
All had gone as Damon hoped it would. He suffered no technical difficulties or equipment malfunctions. It was great.
He and Heathen were lying in bed together, bathing in the blue moonlight, cuddling and smoking cigarettes. It was a pretty chilly night outside, but not so bad that they couldnât crack a window to let the smoke out. Damon was glad for that because he really didnât feel like putting any clothes on and going outside.
He wanted to say something, but chose to just let his mind speak it to himself. For the first time ever his apartment felt like the happy place he always wanted it to be.
âSo, Damon,â began Heathen, ânow that weâve fucked, I guess we should get to know each other.â
âThereâs nothing about me that you donât know, Heathâ. All I do is work in a fetish store and have sex with strange women.â
âI knew it!â she laughed, blowing out a cloud of smoke. âWhat more could a girl ask for? Or a strange woman like me, for that matter.â
âNot much, right? What about you? Whatâs your deal? All I know about you is that you like dying your hair, you wear adorable cat-eye glasses, you smell good, youâre an author of erotic fiction, you give great fucking head, you write erotica books, and that you work in a fetish store and have sex with strange men.â
âI guess thereâs a little more to my personality than just that.â
âLike what? I know youâre into ghosts and UFOs and all that paranormal stuff.â
âYes, Iâm glad to find out that you actually listen. The way youâve been so blind to my advances had me wondering about that.â
âOh, yeah,â groaned Damon. âSorry. I just wanted to be extra sure before I made a move. Getting shot down is really humiliating for a guy, you know. Especially when itâs from a coworker.â
âMake a move?â she scoffed. âI made the move, you dingus. I sent a bra picture. I asked you to take me home with you. I went in for the first kiss at the train station. Iâve been dropping more hints over the last few weeks than I can possibly count.â
âYeah, good point,â reasoned Damon. âBut what if I disappointed you? Iâd hate to end up in one of your books as the character who shoots his wad off after like ten seconds.â
âUgh, you guys are so insecure.â
âI guess I am. Iâll admit to it. Fair enough. And Iâm a coward. Happy now?â
âYes, I am.â Heathen planted a warm kiss on his cheek, pressing her body against him even closer. âBut yeah, I like ghosts and UFOs and stuff. More the UFO stuff though.â
âYou seem to be quite the paranormal aficionado.â
âSomething like that. Itâs just an interest. A pretty big one for me. But an interest all the same.â
âI noticed you assumed those weird chicks from the train were ghost hunters. You do that stuff?â
âUgh, I forgot about those creeps. Fucking weirdo skanks. But no, Iâve never hunted ghosts. I bet it would be fun though.
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